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Humans are Weird. I write stories about that from the perspective of befuddled aliens. I also do reviews and analysis of science fiction.
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Are you more normal? Donate a dollar and I will gratefully out your name in a list only you will ever read. It is on the home page of my website and under the widget that shows where you are in the world. Or rather it shows where the central sever for your geographical location it. Plus you know, I'll be grateful. And you will have access to all the free content I generate. -Sunday- Media Reviews (Usually a video) Only Patrons Get the Transcripts. -Monday -Advanced Patron Platform Access to the Latest "Humans Are Weird" story. -Tuesday-Context Free Tuesday - A Memeified excerpt from the funniest comments on my stories. -Wednesdays - Media Reviews (Usually a Video) Patron Only Transcripts -Thursdays- OCCASIONALLY - Rarely - VERY RARELY - a Patron Only HAW story or cartoon. -Friday-Media Review IF-IF-IF I am currently following a 'good' series. Otherwise a nature themed video. Patron Only Transcript if it's a media review -Saturday-I ignore you while I have a restful Sabbath. Once a Month there will be an answers video.
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Do you have questions? Donate 5$ and I will make a video answering questions. I reserve the right to ignore some questions though. And before anyone asks my favorite color is blue. I will try to do this once a month. -Sunday- Media Reviews (Usually a video) Only Patrons Get the Transcripts. -Monday -Advanced Patron Platform Access to the Latest "Humans Are Weird" story. -Tuesday-Context Free Tuesday - A Memeified excerpt from the funniest comments on my stories. -Wednesdays - Media Reviews (Usually a Video) Patron Only Transcripts -Thursdays- OCCASIONALLY - Rarely - VERY RARELY - a Patron Only HAW story or cartoon. -Friday-Media Review IF-IF-IF I am currently following a 'good' series. Otherwise a nature themed video. Patron Only Transcript if it's a media review -Saturday-I ignore you while I have a restful Sabbath. Once a Month there will be an answers podcast. You can ask me a question about writing. I might answer it. There will be a podcast.
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Do you like pretty pictures? I will mail you a post card with official Betty Adams Art on it. I will sign and make a nice note on it. You can choose between dragons, aliens, and things that go boomp in the night. (The author suggests you think long and hard about that last one.) -Sunday- Media Reviews (Usually a video) Only Patrons Get the Transcripts. -Monday -Advanced Patron Platform Access to the Latest "Humans Are Weird" story. -Tuesday-Context Free Tuesday - A Memeified excerpt from the funniest comments on my stories. -Wednesdays - Media Reviews (Usually a Video) Patron Only Transcripts -Thursdays- OCCASIONALLY - Rarely - VERY RARELY - a Patron Only HAW story or cartoon. -Friday-Media Review IF-IF-IF I am currently following a 'good' series. Otherwise a nature themed video. Patron Only Transcript if it's a media review -Saturday-I ignore you while I have a restful Sabbath. Once a Month there will be an answers Podcast. You can ask questions. I might answer them.
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Would you like me to sign a book and ship it to your house? Well it would be way cheaper to just go to the merch page on my website www.authorbettyadams.com but you are here so I suppose you want to do it this way. Well to each their own. Send me $50 and I'll sign a copy of "Dying Embers" and send it to you. Plus a postcard. Plus the gratitude. Answers too.
-Sunday- Media Reviews (Usually a video) Only Patrons Get the Transcripts. -Monday -Advanced Patron Platform Access to the Latest "Humans Are Weird" story. -Tuesday-Context Free Tuesday - A Memeified excerpt from the funniest comments on my stories. -Wednesdays - Media Reviews (Usually a Video) Patron Only Transcripts -Thursdays- OCCASIONALLY - Rarely - VERY RARELY - a Patron Only HAW story or cartoon. -Friday-Media Review IF-IF-IF I am currently following a 'good' series. Otherwise a nature themed video. Patron Only Transcript if it's a media review -Saturday-I ignore you while I have a restful Sabbath. Once a Month there will be an answers Podcast.
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Would you like to adopt your own baby alien? For $100 you will get a freshly budded Larian baby, snug in a transport pod with a pamphlet on care and feeding. (Think pet rocks folks.)
-Sunday- Media Reviews (Usually a video) Only Patrons Get the Transcripts. -Monday -Advanced Patron Platform Access to the Latest "Humans Are Weird" story. -Tuesday-Context Free Tuesday - A Memeified excerpt from the funniest comments on my stories. -Wednesdays - Media Reviews (Usually a Video) Patron Only Transcripts -Thursdays- OCCASIONALLY - Rarely - VERY RARELY - a Patron Only HAW story or cartoon. -Friday-Media Review IF-IF-IF I am currently following a 'good' series. Otherwise a nature themed video. Patron Only Transcript if it's a media review -Saturday-I ignore you while I have a restful Sabbath. Once a Month there will be an answers video. You can ask questions. I might answer them.
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Yes I will send you an actual *dragon egg. Why? Because if you are throwing around that kind of money on a random patron you need some protection Moneybags!
*may or may not hatch actual dragon
-Sunday- Media Reviews (Usually a video) Only Patrons Get the Transcripts. -Monday -Advanced Patron Platform Access to the Latest "Humans Are Weird" story. -Tuesday-Context Free Tuesday - A Memeified excerpt from the funniest comments on my stories. -Wednesdays - Media Reviews (Usually a Video) Patron Only Transcripts -Thursdays- OCCASIONALLY - Rarely - VERY RARELY - a Patron Only HAW story or cartoon. -Friday-Media Review IF-IF-IF I am currently following a 'good' series. Otherwise a nature themed video. Patron Only Transcript if it's a media review -Saturday-I ignore you while I have a restful Sabbath. Once a Month there will be an answers video.
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Betty Adams
Mar 25, 2024 11:13 pm
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Humans are Weird – Hungry
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Mar 22, 2024 07:37 pm
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When First Contact Doesn't Go Exactly the Way You Expected, and You Still Have to Clean House
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Mar 22, 2024 02:09 pm
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Some humans are very particular about their language, some are not. These two types should not be left alone together unsupervised.
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Mar 20, 2024 04:06 pm
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While most humans are generally open to interspecies physical contact, even the friendliest of humans will have what they call, ‘don’t touch me days’.
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Mar 18, 2024 08:07 pm
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Humans are Weird – Introduction
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