Thanks for the dollar, now get back to work. Colin Kaepernick sacrificed everything, so those Nike logos better be sewn on real nice.

This is where your dreams come to die. Legal says we have diversity quotas to fill, so unless you identify as black, Muslim, trans, AND gender non-binary female, you're gonna be stuck here forever.

Just buy one share, and you too can own a piece of the means of production, and become a bourgeoisie capitalist oppressor. It really is that simple!

If you're here, you probably hate women and minorities, and want millions to die from tax cuts. Like, who will build the roads when Trump literally deports all of the Mexicans? Think about it...

Welcome, comrade! Isn't democratic socialism great? We get democratic beach houses and democratic million-dollar paychecks, and all we have to do is tell poor people that capitalism is bad. Party at Michael Moore's house!